I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, ‘How do you do?’
There’s something in my front pocket, There’s something in my front pocket for youuuuuuu
iphone you make me happy to be alive
Even sitting in the dumpiest dive
Oh you are so very clutch
with your hi tech interface of multi-touch
I consider you almost nearly my bro
cuz you are so sweet with your cover flow
Phone calls, photos and video
even songs by P Diddy, YO!
Those that don't have you will feel remorse
As if they are enduring a hi tech divorce
I must end by saying Jobs is a genius
If you don't agree then suck my penius
