Today was a great day. I woke up with the dawn's light reaching into my innards and lightly tap-tap-tapping me towards a heightened awareness.
My new life partner, Moonbeam, nuzzled at my side. I sighed with deep contentment as she breathed in my phermonically balanced musk.
As I prepared the fair trade, shade grown coffee beans picked by fairly compensated farmers , my sweet one asked if I had soy creamer. Nay, I said back to her in a gender balanced tone...but I got milk?
After bathing in filtered bath water in my naturally formed stone bath tub I quickly put on my all hemp thread thong underwear and slipped on my favorite pair of banana leaf trousers.
Today would be a grand day!