iFrohninator

I was laying in my hemp nest last night and contemplating the moon. The cool night air placing soft kisses of condensation on the few chest hairs that adorn my yogically sculpted torso. I felt truly in touch with nature and could imagine my germanic ancestors in a similar repose whilst awaiting battle against the Roman legions camped just inside the treeline.

But wait, something has evolved in humanity..well at least in me..perhaps the rest of you will follow my lead.

Anyhoo, I realized that in my pocket I had the iphone. The evolutionary next step in software and hardware. In my hand I felt how the hardened glass surface allowed subtle play with my agile prestidigitations.

Wow, so I can fully appreciate the pervasive Buddha nature of nature pervading my tangible tissue and the potential of unending information and connectivity offered by the iphone. Finally I have reached a state of cyborg like interaction between man and machine.

Dude, I am okay with that balance. My appreciation of one thing does not deny me the appreciation of the other.

Ode to my iphone

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, ‘How do you do?’
There’s something in my front pocket, There’s something in my front pocket for youuuuuuu

iphone you make me happy to be alive
Even sitting in the dumpiest dive

Oh you are so very clutch
with your hi tech interface of multi-touch

I consider you almost nearly my bro
cuz you are so sweet with your cover flow

Phone calls, photos and video
even songs by P Diddy, YO!

Those that don't have you will feel remorse
As if they are enduring a hi tech divorce

I must end by saying Jobs is a genius
If you don't agree then suck my penius

iphone review

Sweet, dude.